Me: Did you take my Greek yogurt?
Him: I guess.
Me: Do you know what Greek yogurt is? What it tastes like?
Me: It's like kind of sour. Not sweet at all. Maybe like sour cream.
Him: Eww. Wow, you missed that in like 2.5 seconds since I put it in my lunch box.
Me: Don't you know I have food issues? We've been together for 15 years! I think about food all the time. When I am eating I think about the next meal. I can probably tell you the calorie intake in any given food. I eat the same foods all the time. I...
He cuts me off.
Him: Ok, you're a freak. I get it.
(BTW...I laughed my head off, because it is so true!)